With all the flap about Congressman Weiner's, well, wiener, my husband decided to send me a picture of himself to show me how much he loves me. I guess he feels left out, since sexting seems to be the thing to do. Except he doesn't tweet and we don't have text messaging, so he emails me his picture instead with this note--"Just to keep the camp fires burning. Note: someone put an unknown head on my pic."
Well, I guess I had to send something back. My single friend tells me that men do this in order to get a picture of you back. I had no idea. We've been married for 14 years so I'm a little out of the dating scene. It was 100 degrees in Baltimore today so I sent him this picture of me cooling off.
Yeah, I know, isn't it funny? As if I look like that.
Well, it's a good thing I married the funniest man I ever met because I'm here to tell you that if you think co-parenting a typical child is hard, try it with a child that has a severe developmental disability. It's a challenge on a good day. (Yes, gentlemen, funny is very hot. I’m sure Brad Pitt is quite a hoot.)
Oh, it's not been all champagne and roses. There have been one or two nights when the guest room came in handy, for either one of us. We’ve had our fair share of “discussions” and “constructive criticisms,” but in the end, he knows I’m always right.
But if it ever comes to the point where it doesn’t work out with my funny man, I’ll start stalking my second favorite funny man. Isn’t he just dreamy? Hotter than Brad Pitt, ladies...
|Isn't Jon Stewart just dreamy?