Lately I’ve heard some people say that autism is a gift?
I don’t think so, because I can’t find the gift slip to return it?
I think Conor would rather have a basketball and a new pair of shorts, so I’d like to give it back.
Except I don’t know who gave it to him, so I can’t ask them for the receipt.
I asked the sales woman at Kohl’s about it, because I hear they have a really liberal return policy. Plus, their stuff is really affordable so I could get Conor a lot of new clothes, since his autism gift was so huge.
She whispered to me that they wouldn’t accept returns of autism because they can’t give that shit away.